Pretty funny if you've taken upper division quantum

[steuard]

Via Bad Astronomy, here's an in-depth discussion of A Unified Quantum Theory of the Sexual Interaction. I'll warn you that the target audience is a bit specialized: much of the humor is targeted at people who would read "a superposition of kets with different energy eigenvalues leads to a time dependent relative phase" and think, "Well, duh." I should also warn you that, to paraphrase the Bad Astronomer, the discussion combines high physics with low humor. The following is fairly typical:

Self- interactions involving a solitary phase are generally difficult to observe, although examples have been documented that involve short-lived but highly-excited states accompanied by various forms of stimulated emission, although the resulting fluxes are generally not well measured. This form of interaction also appears to be the current preoccupation of string theorists.

I'm not sure what I think of that last bit.