Even the telemarketers think I'm emasculated

Obscure Charity Telemarketer: Is this Mr. Kerry?
Me: Sorry, I think you've got the wrong number.
OCT: I must be working from some outdated information. [pause] Well, are you the man of the house?
Me: I try to be.
OCT: [laughs] Oh, I understand, sir! I've got a wife at home too.


Not quite what I meant, but it was funny.