Strings, Rings, and Other Things

But, what other possible explanation is there? Ridiculously large krakens are a surprisingly common solution to otherwise-perplexing conundrums in the life sciences. Why even in my work as an engineer, I've come across at least three situations in remote parts of Alaska where humungoid krakens are the only possible explanation for things I've seen. Of course, I have to come up with more mundane and acceptable explanations for these things, lest I become ostracized as that crazy kraken-loving engineer. But secretly, I know the truth. I am just happy to see that someone is willing to call a spade a spade at long last.

i.e., ditto. :)